The things children say

  • Twinkies and root beer
    A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of...
  • First Grader Answers
    A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well k...
  • Ugly the cat
    Everyone in the apartment complex knew who "Ugly" was. Ugly was the resident tomcat that loved three things in this world: fig...