The things children say

Listening to Elton John in the car yesterday. Harvey asked if he used to be in a group called The Bumble Bees. I said no. Harvey said he got mixed up with John Lennon. I said that will be The Beatles.......

The things children say

Jessica was  looking through some photographs. She said "James did you know that grandma was born in the black and white days?" 

Great Truths

GREAT TRUTHS... 

THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

The things children say

Just put Jayden to bed and he says 'DONT wake me up in the morning because I'll be poorly!'

The things children say

Tilly age 9,  insists on being a donkey every year in the Church nativity because she was given the part of the donkey when she was in nursery. Over the years, different people have tried to persuade her to be a different part but she won't. Her reasoning has always been.....because  I'm good at being a donkey and I know what donkeys do.....

Grandma and God

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.

The things children say

This week a friend of mine announced that her 5 year old child had come home from school and told her that she was going to be a radiator in the school nativity. She said that she really did not want to be a radiator! My friend was somewhat puzzled by her part in the play and set about googling plays to find out what exactly this part would entail. Her search came to no avail. 

Haha, do you know what the little girl meant when she said that she was to be a radiator? I got it right away, perhaps because I am a teacher.

Children and humour

TEACHER: Michael, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

MICHAEL: A teacher